Horoscopes For The Week Of November 13, 2011

Reverend Linda Newman studies the alignment of the stars each week to bring you in depth astrological predictions. She is a third generation astrologer, holistic wellness practitioner and mystic student. You can catch up with her on her weekly radio show The Wake Up Call on NewSkyRadio.com


aries Horoscopes For The Week Of November 13, 2011Aries: Sure you may have brought your own bat and ball but sometimes you just have to play by someone else’s rules. With Pluto the Cosmic Roto Rooter trining Uranus in your Sun Sign, now is the time to avoid power struggles. In fact, you shouldn’t debate anything more important than whether to have Chinese or Italian food for dinner. Be Switzerland. People play politics, I’m not sure what they get out of it, but itsa game all the same. Who said what to whom matters not.
Keep your head down and focus on your work. If something goes pear shaped and anyone asks you for an opinion, you won’t have one, you are Switzerland.
Once all of the pin striped puffer fish have engaged in foolishness, grab another project and stay busy. Just ignore the buzzing noises, they have nothing to do with you. Stay busy, stay centered and stay as oblivious as possible to the territorial spats that ensue. When all of the crank folks have had their say and power changes hands, your position will remain the same. Granted you may end up reporting to someone else, but the dynamics of your job and your overall responsibilities will be untouched by the wackiness. In a heartbeat you will go from business unusual to business as usual. Stay Za Zen.

taurus Horoscopes For The Week Of November 13, 2011Taurus: Sure you may have brought your own bat and ball but sometimes you just have to play by someone else’s rules. With Pluto the Cosmic Roto Rooter trining Uranus in your Sun Sign, now is the time to avoid power struggles. In fact, you shouldn’t debate anything more important than whether to have Chinese or Italian food for dinner. Be Switzerland. People play politics, I’m not sure what they get out of it, but itsa game all the same. Who said what to whom matters not.
Keep your head down and focus on your work. If something goes pear shaped and anyone asks you for an opinion, you won’t have one, you are Switzerland.
Once all of the pin striped puffer fish have engaged in foolishness, grab another project and stay busy. Just ignore the buzzing noises, they have nothing to do with you. Stay busy, stay centered and stay as oblivious as possible to the territorial spats that ensue. When all of the crank folks have had their say and power changes hands, your position will remain the same. Granted you may end up reporting to someone else, but the dynamics of your job and your overall responsibilities will be untouched by the wackiness. In a heartbeat you will go from business unusual to business as usual. Stay Za Zen.

gemini Horoscopes For The Week Of November 13, 2011Gemini: Imagine yourself in a room with 200 people. They all like you, they really do, but only a handful of them truly know you. As much as you love making new friends and watching relationships bloom, you are wearing cruel shoes and that seafood salad that you had at the business luncheon is starting to return and haunt you in a very bad way. That’s when you find the 2 folks who really know you and signal for help…then you will have then form a flying wedge kinda thing, with you right behind them. You laugh, you’ll chatter, you’ll work the room, you’ll cross the crowed room only to you will grab your coat and run for the car before the rest of the crowd knows that you are gone. Long gone that is. Yes this cycle is all about your career; I have been chirping that at you for almost a year now. However, being a big fat success is not much fun if you forget to have a life. You know an evening on the couch with your beloved and a cat, you perhaps just a beloved cat…. And some popcorn, always good comfort food. Yes your success is assured; in fact most of the rest of this year is on cruise control, so you can ease up and hustling from here to there and actually catch up on your laundry. Mmmmm clean socks, always a great thing 

cancer Horoscopes For The Week Of November 13, 2011Cancer: For as much as you love people, this week finds you loving them from a distance, or at least out of your face.  Indeed this is prime people watching time, so everywhere you go you will see amazing performances. There will be Drama Queens in the Credit Union, Prince Charmings at the gas station and families working through their family scripts in your favourite restaurant. While you find all of this quite fascinating, you are also in a ruminating phase. The best way for you not to feel so crowded by your interpersonal responsibilities is to put a healthy distance between you and the object of your obsession. Somewhere close there are issues in your life that take you from sane to livid with not much of an interval in between. Once you step back, you will see how you are actually giving away your power to this problem. If anything you are perpetuating it since all you are feeding is the knotty problem itself. Then before you know it, that problem takes on a life all of it’s own, and you are the primary caretaker. If it’s other folk’s behavior, you know you cannot change it; You are only responsible for your own choices. Sooo, why not take hike, walk your thoughts and give yourself enough of a break from it all so you can put it back in proper perspective? Now is the time to look at your life from every possible angle and discover the variety of options that await you. Change the way that you respond to life and life will change the way that it responds to you. Easy peasy.

leo Horoscopes For The Week Of November 13, 2011Leo: Phew…Mars has finally moved on, and you are probably still vibrating like the Road Runner when he hits his airbrakes. Obviously you are not quite here yet, yes you appear to be in the Here and Now, but your subconscious mind is still going over the events of the last few weeks. Since there are people and things and ideas that are no longer in your life, the natural reaction to this last 6 weeks of the Mars crazy train, is to fill up that space again. Think Zen, minimalism, sacred space and fight the urge to overcram you life. Spell check tells me that there is no such word as overcram, that’s because it’s brain is small and limited.
Then again the f bomb was not in the dictionary for ages, and yet me thinks folks used it before Funk& Wagnall’s decreed its viability. But I digress and that’s what you must do for the next two weeks. Make no promises, they will come back and bite you. Consider that you are presently living in a happy little bubble, that’s a healing thing ya know. And in that bubble, you know who you are and what you deserve. Outside of that bubble is an everchanging world, so obviously the only constant in your environment is You. Since your self image took a few hits in the last 6 weeks, you can still be your sunny radiant self, but only for brief intervals.
You are deep in the heart of processing and synthesizing 6 weeks of heavy duty life lessons. Now consider that all of the unresolved stuff is floating around you, bubbles getting full, eh……now consider how quickly you would get sqwished
( another word that Spell check hates) if you even attempted to stuff another project into your bubble. Hence the moment known as overcrammed. As Dolly Parton said when the front exploded off of her dress at the CMTs…” Never put 40 pounds of mud in a 20 pound sack.”  Capisce ?

virgo Horoscopes For The Week Of November 13, 2011
Virgo: It’s your turn on the Mars crazy train. Now there are many great aspects to this transit of Mars in Virgo. No doubt there are many teensy little round to it things that catch your eye every time you see them. While they are relatively simple quick fix kinda things, your day can remain on track regardless of the psssst factor every time you see that itty bitty project. These are Saturn square lessons. As you know I moved 7 times in 8 months 2 years ago, thatsa Saturn square. On the exact same weekend that the last batch of Movers broke everything they touched, including my 8 foot glass table and my bookcases; the Appliance delivery guys broke my washer/dryer, stove, refrigerator and the 220 line in the kitchen. Didja know that a 22 line looks like spaghetti ? And they even plugged the stove into the very broken powerline and asked for a tip. I gave them a tip. Anyway, here it is 2 years and change and I am finally able to get around to all the little fixins. Sure I had the powerline fixed that day, and some of the appliances were repaired by Appliance World. But all of those little cosmetic things have been whispering at me ever since. Those are just the kind of projects to undertake with Mars in your wings. You’ll be amazed what will find you in this cycle. I just discovered that my Movin’ dudes, had placed a glass shelf under many boxes of books in the garage. Luckily I wrap like a Virgo, so once I schlepped the crates of books that were piled on it, it was just fine. And now I am off to hang a glass shelf. It’s like hitting the lotto, only better. Enjoy this productive time.

libra Horoscopes For The Week Of November 13, 2011

Libra:  Saturn is hoggin’ your TV remote and you are sick to death of watching Survivor. Now granted you have no recall of asking him to stay with you for years, but, he has made himself comfortable, and you have grown accustomed to his company.  He did give you great advice about buying that Hybrid car and he reminds you on a daliy basis that you cannot afford to waste your precious time, especially on folks prone to Drama. He has insisted that you learn to occasionally deal with cruel shoes days, and it has finally dawned on you that peace at any price is not peace. Your approach to relationships will be kind per usual due to your Venus Rulership, but there will be a respectful distance between you and others. You love to be social, but you don’t want advice from anybody. It’s funny how well intentioned folks can get on your last good nerve.  I mean really you already have Saturn in your face, there really isn’t room for another Mentor.  You are being more discerning about who and what gets your time. Life is neither win nor loose, pass or fail. Nobody is right and nobody is wrong. We are all just perfect for this moment in time. You are giving every day your best efforts and you can not do better than your best. You have a different glow in your eyes, and it’s all about Empowerment. Just remember that Saturn would prefer that you not get involved in a love relationship for another 8 months, this is still your time to self discovery. Are you loving yourself yet ?

scorpio Horoscopes For The Week Of November 13, 2011Scorpio: This week’s Full Moon hopefully found you pulling up the covers and knowing when to cope and when to seek mind fudge. Last week when you first saw the goddess Karma appear in the lives of your beloveds, you immediately wanted to protect everybody.  As if. Given a little “think dwell obsess” time, you are more aware that you can’t get between the people you love and their life lessons. Certainly you won’t let anyone walk into a helicopter blade, but you also know that you can’t be on call 24/7 for every person whom you know. So at present you are Almost out of the batcave. You will probably wander out just long enough for a family dinner. Everyone is chattering, you say, ” Pass the salt please.” Then the kids begin to bicker, which eventually turns into an endless round of, ” She made me do it…Did not…Did too…” and as the decibel level rises you will grab your plate and sneak soundless back to your sanctum sanctorum. I don’t blame ya. Nor will your beloveds. They know how you need to work things through before you make decisions. This is the time to cogitate, meditate and journal your ideas. What you need is badly is inner peace, that’s why home is the place where you go to heal, or the cave actually. Granted you have donuts and cable, so it’s not exactly a monk’s cell, buuut you are having great realizations between the sugar buzzes, and the CSI marathon. One more week and you will step out of your hole and see the Sun, oh wait that’s the groundhog, see, less pressure on you already ? Perfect peace, what an idea !

sagittarius Horoscopes For The Week Of November 13, 2011Sagittarius: Since this week is ushered in by a Super mega doper Lunar Low for you, it just makes sense to keep a low profile. You don’t feel particularly chatty and what you really want are some nice No maintenance relationships, or at least relationships that can offer you wordless support. The roar of the crowd is just not that appealing when you want to be alone with your thoughts. And since you don’t want to be alone in the crowd, this is sanctuary time for you. Why not keep some journey music on in the background regardless of whatever you are doing ?
The one thing you that you simply Must not do this week is shop for anything. Okay maybe cat food and tp, but not much else. With Venus at exact conjunction with Mercury, impulse items reach out and grab ya. Living impulsively may be kinda fun in the moment, but eventually it catches up with you in a bad way. Plus with Venus in your Sun Sign perish forbid you have a credit card burning holes in your pocket. Now is the time to bear the banner in the battle against the shopocalypse. The holidaze shouldn’t be based upon going into debt to buy gifties for others. Most of us have enough stuff already. And if there is something that you really really want, you don’t wait for someone else to buy it for you, now do ya ?  Now is the time to pass by the Maul ( a verb not a noun ) and don’t even think about the endcaps at Target. Why oh why set yourself upon temptations path ? Short of buying your groceries on line, although it is a thought, now is the time to minimize your need for speed and pretty shiny things.
Okay now breathe, and walk away from the sucha deal sales.

capricorn Horoscopes For The Week Of November 13, 2011Capricorn: This cycle will bring you many many projects but all of your own choosing. Most of these will be most opportune for you since, you have been wanting to fix them anyway. It may be something as simple as cutting out duplicity or something as major as overhauling systems, but all of it will blend easily with your present regimen. You won’t miss a moment as you bring your new concepts to that sorry old stuff. Ya know you did try to avoid this back in that day. You attended the obligatory meetings, you offered your sage advice on what might not work and why. Buuut, somebody there was so addicted to doing things in a certain way, that you were pretty much talking to the walls. That’s when you knew that it was only a mater of time before you would be called into mop up the mess. Along comes the Full Moon and Voila, your mess arrives. Luckily there is no time for more meetings, only reaction and that is your métier. Even obligatory stuff will be new and different since you are on a roll to be sure. And that workaholic blur as sponsored by Mars in Virgo is with you for a month. So you will easily cruise from one major project to another. Even your home will benefit from this burst of energy. Get ready to see the dusty corners of your garage that have been missing you for quite some time. Ah a busy buzz is a good buzz, eh ?

aquarius Horoscopes For The Week Of November 13, 2011Aquarius: Now that the Mars transit has moved on from Leo to Virgo, you finally get to kick off your shoes and take an inventory of all the many challenges and projects that you have worked through in the last 6 weeks. Indeed it was a time of great creative genius, since there was no time to sit and think about things, all you could do was process and respond, kinda like putting out fires. Even Smokey the Bear would be proud of how well you kept your cool in the face of craziness.
While it may have felt to you like one great big raging forest fire, truth be told it was a lot of little fires, although they do add up. What kept you on track was your ability not to get stuck in your thought patterns. When everyday is anything can happen day, regimented thinking is a waste of time. You had the wisdom to see every challenge from a different angle, and you worked on each crisis as an isolated incident. Now granted, many of these issues were interconnected, but you didn’t get lost in the immensity of the task, and that’s why it never overwhelmed you.  Since you now have the time to look back upon your stress cycle, you will realize that you weren’t even all that stressed. Sure you did have those days where you fell asleep in your clothes and dinner was a fine feast of Rice Crispies, but overall this busy cycle was more fun than frustrating. You faced this Chinese puzzle box as a fine fun mystery and never lost sight of the opportunity to change your perception. Yep you manifested a great ability to think outside of the quadrilateral paralellegram, and that’s always a Bonus !

pisces Horoscopes For The Week Of November 13, 2011Pisces: There are some folks in this world who are simply psychic vampires.
In most instances they truly don’t mean to be, but the damage they leave behind them is proof positive that they are negative. The present Mars/Pluto/Jupiter trine is a grand occasion for folks to understand their responses and how to reprogram them, if their reactions are not healthy ones. That’s all good. You are am empath, and as such you have an ability to draw to you folks who need your silent strength and comforting spirit. That’s good too. The not good part begins when you let the cumulative effect of these folks nibble at your energy level.
Sure, it may be someone who only calls once a day to whine that her job is caca, or her hubby doesn’t listen to her and that is tolerable. You can offer a few words and solace and get on with your life. The problematic part is that 20 people can call you in the space of a day and then you could be loosing hours to the whining pity parties, by which time, your life isn’t looking all that rosey either. Now is the time to cut back on your Cosmic Social Worker hours. Face it, if you are hearing the same WAHHH story more than 5 times, you probably aren’t helping that person all that much. Just because you let them dump into Caller ID doesn’t mean that you don’t care about folks. You simply need to save a little something for yourself. Noone else know what this kinda repeat pattern takes from you. The choice is yours, the power is yours. Of course, you will do what you do to help others, but only if you can see that they are attempting to help themselves. Fair warning, if you do let others use you up, eventually you will get up in the morning, walk to the loo and look in the mirror, only to see Nancy Grace’s face looking back atcha. Scary, eh?

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