Horoscopes For The Week Of March 11, 2012

Reverend Linda Newman studies the alignment of the stars each week to bring you in depth astrological predictions. She is a third generation astrologer, holistic wellness practitioner and mystic student. You can catch up with her on her weekly radio show Answers on NewSkyRadio.com.


Aries: With Mercury about to back over your Uranus in your Sun Sign, you must do whatever you need to do, to get out of your head. It’s as though your mental hamster wheel needs oiling, the poor little cerebral hamster sure is trying to run but, the wheel is squeaking to halt, despite his best efforts. Please don’t see this as a retreat kinda thing, just accept it as a cycle during which your intuition is crystal clear, your brain, not so much.  Intuition refuses to be edited or second-guessed. You simply have to listen carefully to your inner messages and act upon what you know from a Psychic Gizzard level, is your best form of action. I know you prefer to choose your battles and be the first one up the hill, but this is not the time to leap into battle. Chances are your plans will need constant adjustment and lord knows Map Quest lies. Now is the time to be a responder not an initiator. In 3 weeks when we have made it to the other side of retrograde you know who, you will be so happy that you waited. Many of the things that are on your to-do list will not longer exist in a few short weeks, so you can breeze on into Spring.

Taurus: Sure you are working like a farmhand, and your schedule is still crammed with chores and responsibilities but somehow, it feels vastly different. Maybe it’s due to the fact that you have sucha great working rhythm that you even have a little bit of lag time between your lists. Or possibly it’s due to your more than
appreciable deadlines that you have built into your daily regimen. Or maybe, it’s because you can feel Spring in the air. Yeah, I know it isn’t quite here yet, but all around us there are signs that the blooming seasons will soon return. The Venus Jupiter conjunction in your Sun Sign has you blooming as well. Venus is the planet of love, self love, and creativity. Jupiter is the big fella, who doesn’t like doesn’t like half measures, so it’s good that you are sucha practical individual. That means that you will do the success part of this transit sans the excess part. It just stands to reason that you are in a mood to celebrate. It feels like your Birthday got here early ( that’s Jupiter with the party hat )and yet you didn’t have to go the awful Motor Vehicles office and renew your Driver’s License. So go ahead, have a wee bit of sour cream on your baked potato and celebrate your life. Who knew that the good old days weren’t half as good as Life is now, go figya ?
Gemini: Phew, you are in the midst of a social swirl. Everybody wants to have bits of your time. No doubt the wisest way to move forward is to invite groups of folks out for coffee/lunch/snacks/whatever. Since your Ruler is about to be wacky for the next 3 weeks, it just makes sense to sit back and listen to other people’s ideas. Even as you find yourself conversing with your associates, you will find that you are both people watching, and watching yourself people watching. As Jupiter prepares to drag you down the tracks like a bullet train, your plans for success are pretty much organized. Gazing at the people who people your life, you will soon realize that some of them just don’t understand your goals, that doesn’t make them bad, just non supportive. Since you know that you are only as good as your support crew, you must accept that your connection to some of these people is tenuous at best. Once you are cocooned in your goals, there honestly won’t be a lot to share with some folks. It’s neither bad nor good; it just is what it is. Your life is rearranging and changing so quickly that there are some individuals whom you may not see much for the next 2 years. The good news is that when you do bump into those folks on the periphery of your life, the friendships will be intact And you’ll be so veddy successful, that you’ll be able to take them for a nice meal and pick up the check .

Gemini: Should you find yourself getting stuck on sentimental this week, you will discover that you can actually find a lot of personal freedom from digging until you have a clear recall of past situations and experiences. Sure, you will always be a mushpot when it comes to your beloveds, that’s why you still have a crate of refrigerator art and a box of baby shoes in the basement, even though the kids have long ago moved on to build their own lives. It’s kinda funny how what we think is clear remembrance, is actually a visual with our own emotional components added in for colour. Since you will no doubt do some time traveling, why not add in a large dose of forgiveness ? Should you find yourself with some bittersweet memories, it is for the best to remember that everything that has happened in your life, was for your betterment. Did I mention the time that I blew up the furnace when I crawled inside it, to fiddle with the reset button ? I lived, I learned and eventually my eyebrows and widow’s peak grew back. There are no mistakes in life, only inexperienced behavior patterns. Once we process the lesson, there’s no need to repeat it. As soon as you forgive the past, you no longer have to live there. And yes, when the furnace is on the fritz, I call a professional. I can still hear the vents bonging as they fell to the floor…geez.

Cancer: Should you find yourself getting stuck on sentimental this week, you will discover that you can actually find a lot of personal freedom from digging until you have a clear recall of past situations and experiences. Sure, you will always be a mushpot when it comes to your beloveds, that’s why you still have a crate of refrigerator art and a box of baby shoes in the basement, even though the kids have long ago moved on to build their own lives. It’s kinda funny how what we think is clear remembrance, is actually a visual with our own emotional components added in for colour. Since you will no doubt do some time traveling, why not add in a large dose of forgiveness ? Should you find yourself with some bittersweet memories, it is for the best to remember that everything that has happened in your life, was for your betterment. Did I mention the time that I blew up the furnace when I crawled inside it, to fiddle with the reset button ? I lived, I learned and eventually my eyebrows and widow’s peak grew back. There are no mistakes in life, only inexperienced behavior patterns. Once we process the lesson, there’s no need to repeat it. As soon as you forgive the past, you no longer have to live there. And yes, when the furnace is on the fritz, I call a professional. I can still hear the vents bonging as they fell to the floor…geez.

Leo: This is a pivotal point in your Spiritual growth. Events that occur within the next three weeks will prove to you that your moral/spiritual tuning fork is working at a perfect pitch. You have been blessed with great Mentors all of your Life. Certainly they helped you attain important goals, but the real lessons that they taught were about ethics, principles and living up to your own standards, not Down to someone else’s. Well, life has flipped and this week you get to Mentor others. Now that doesn’t necessarily mean that these people will be younger than you. It is your wisdom that they need, not your mileage. While it won’t be a verbatim repetition of the sage advice that was given to you, it will echo with the wisdom of experience. We frail humans learn by doing, while great advice can help to keep us on the path, we still have to walk it around, in order to live up to its depth. Sooo, when you find yourself offering sage advice to someone who looks older and wiser, just let it flow. Your recipients will appreciate this, as will your teachers. This is the single greatest way to repay all of the people who have shown you so much in the past, by bringing their teachings into the present. In this world of teach or be schooled, you are the new School Marm this week
( gender regardless.)


Virgo: Gotta minute ? If so please dig out a Tarot deck. What’s that you don’t have a deck of Tarot cards, well then Google why doncha ? Regardless of which deck you select, the Two of Pentacles will show you a fella juggling two large Pentacles. The suit of Pentacles represents personal enrichment, a sense of prosperity, and Yes “money” honey. When you see the fella juggling, remember that’s what you are most likely to be doing for the near future. Your Ruling Planet Mercury, is about to go completely wacky for the next three weeks. Add in a little Mars retrograde in your Sun Sign playing games with your energy level, and you can see that this is a perfect time to just hold your water. Even if you overextend yourself just a teensy bit, you could end up in trouble. I know it’s tricky for an Earth Sign to do, but this cycle demands that you stay flexible. Your schedule is just a suggestion, until Mercury gets back to a Direct transit. Your money and energy level are inclined to wobble, and even your attention span might take a hit. Soooo, when you have the time you may not have the money to do the things that you want to do, and when you have the money….the old vice versey thing kicks in. Buy yourself some Rescue Remedy and don’t forget your Stresstabs. From Now until the day that Mercury decides to go directly Direct, every day is a fun new adventure into the unknown. You will accomplish a lot in the interim, it may not be anything that you had planned to do, but it will be brilliant. Brilliant is always a good thing, I mean really you can’t abide mediocrity, canya?

Libra: This week is birthed by the ultimate Moon Saturn pattern, which would have schmooshed you in the past, but now itsa slightly noticeable speed bump.
In fact, you will probably be so focused on your future that you’ll barely notice the wee bit of resistance that you experience. It’s all about keeping your eyes on the prize. Since Saturn appeared on your porch and pretty much took over your home two years ago, you have matured in a beautiful way. Whatever fell apart on last week’s Full Moon has either been replaced or forgotten by Now. Look how far you have come. Ugly chores that you used to avoid until the last minute are now the first issues that you address. You have now learned that when the gale force winds are blowing, you go with them and leave the leaf raking until it has calmed down. Actually calm is the operative word for you. Even when your delicate Libra pendulum is knocked off balance, you simply ride with it, until you once again find your center. So my dear, all of that calm that you used to have to work so diligently to fake, is now quite sincere. And you’ll refuse to make any decisions until you have that calm. This is You owning your power. It has been said that “where there’s no peace, there’s no power.” Now that you are more resilient then ever before, you have both peace and power. Bravo !

Scorpio: This is a most resourceful cycle for you. Dreams that you had long since given up on are about to return. Okay, when they come to you as somebody else’s idea, you may have to chew gum while you listen. And chances are good that your systems are better than theirs but, you can simply add those in as you proceed. Things that have been awaiting your attention will call you in now.
From those half done projects that have been hiding in the closet, to the tiles behind the refrigerator that aren’t quite perfect, nothing will elude your sleuthing abilities. Just as you have been working so hard at dumping old bad behaviors and replacing them with pretty new healthy ones, your energy level actually is.  Even the smallest increase in prosperity or opportunity will speed you along. Your life is getting better, as well as your choices, only because You are making it all happen. Now that you are done beating yourself up, you have twice the energy and focus that you had before this last month of soul searching. Life is a dance and now that you have a joyous heartsong, you will choreograph every day and never miss a beat. Okay, you may have to paint some positive cha cha feet for those who get skeeved due to retrograde you know who, but that’s where it ends. You are only responsible for your own spiritual growth, and that my dear is positively glowing.

Sagittarius: People don’t always thing before they speak, especially when Mercury is being temporarily insane, so not every communication that you have this week will be completely comprehensible. Actually, as soon as somebody says to you, ” Now don’t take this personally,” You Will. At that point the best thing to do is to excuse yourself and promise the other person that you will get back to them. Then, put enough distance between you and the experience until you can see it from every angle. Chances are good, that the offense wasn’t even aimed at you. Just because somebody said that they hated purple, doesn’t mean that they knew you were wearing your lucky purple underwear. This retro cycle is famous for misunderstandings and fouled up communications. Luckily you have always been able to allow others the right to their belief systems, even if they’re  opposed to yours. Whatever opinion was dumped on you, like a crane dropping sheet metal on a passer by, there’s no need to get your innards in a knot. Maybe you’ll have to allow the other person the right to be wrong and walk your thoughts some more. In fact, this is an excellent time for Medicine walks, since Mother Nature is not only a great listener, but a wonderful teacher as well !

Capricorn: That friendly trine from Jupiter in Taurus has warmed up even more, now that Venus is dancing right next to him. You were born as suchan old fossil, that it took you a really long time to realize that rewarding yourself is okay. It simply stands to reason that since you were a child, you were always aware that everything had a price. Sure, you wanted a dog, but there were issues around feeding, care, cost of immunizations and check ups, as well as the whole poop scooping issue. And your brother was allergic to cats so that wasn’t about to happen. So you settled for a fish. Hmmm. Certainly fish are calming and good company, but you can’t throw a Frisbee to them and you can forget taking them to the park. Well, Jupiter won’t allow you to be That kid any more. Granted, you won’t fall subject to his overdoing energy, your practicality won’t allow that.
You will however, continue to reward yourself, without focusing on whether you have earned that goody or not. Most likely you will make common sense purchases, like updating your software and implementing new time saving systems, but, that offers you a wee bit more free time for yourself. In fact
your budget won’t have to budge too much to make room for your improvements, since you are finding nice little pockets of money along the way. Just think, others might run off to Las Vegas, and you find the fun in getting a better and more efficient printer/scanner/fax/copier/leg waxer/espresso machine. Not everyone has the same vision of what makes them go WooHoo, that’s what makes this life so amazing. Keep on treating yourself my dear. Joy looks good on you !

Aquarius: This next few weeks may test your flexibility, as Mercury mucks with your schedule and all of the connections that need to connect but, somehow don’t. When life shapeshifts, just go with it. You are beginning 3 weeks of flex time, since on some days you will get tons of things accomplished and other days you will spend on hold listening to baaad elevator music. ( Or worse yet, you’ll get to hear commercials from the company whom you called, extolling the virtues of doing business with them.) Face it, no matter how well organized you are, there are always some surprises that you just can’t plan for. Here’s an example. Back in my carpool Mommy days I drove 150 miles every day and that was just for pick up and drop off stuff. One day, I raced home to drop off groceries and once again hit the road, and the phone would Not stop ringing. I decided to take the phone off of the hook just long enough to get the melting ice cream put away. As I finished up the last bag of goodies I smelled an awful odor. It smelled like something had died. Since I lived on a wildlife sanctuary at the time, it was cause for concern. So, I ran around the yard looking through the fern beds, all the while hoping Not to find something. Then I realized that the smell was coming from the house. It seems that when I flung the phone, it had landed on the stove and turned on the burner. There was my phone swollen and sucking air as it bubbled and melted on the stovetop. When I went to the Then Phone Company to get a new phone, they told me that I couldn’t have a new phone because I didn’t Call First. Really? I promised that the next time that I accidentally set fire to the phone, I’d call first. Life doesn’t have to make sense, not in one lifetime anyway. Keep your mind open and think flex time. Things will happen when they are meant to and not one moment sooner. Yeah I know patience lessons…oy !

Pisces: You are certain to remember this year’s Birthday as a very powerful turning point. Since Neptune has entered Pisces, you are indeed Pisceserer.
Who knew that was even possible ? The good news is that as your sensitivity level keeps moving higher, you Must respect it more than even before. You have never journeyed this transit in This lifetime, and yet your spiritual GPS will keep you on track. One of the behaviors that will smack you in the face, much like a rotten carp, is that of being codependent. While your inner leanings will always be to help people, you are also aware that sometimes, your help doesn’t help. If these are dedicated victim type folks, your involvement will only assist them in staying stuck in their messes. It may take some soul searching to see where and how you need to break free, but you Will see the repeat pattern…Wow you get a call from a person in deep yogurt and you leap in and save them ( even though you are yogurt intolerant ) and then, just as you settle back into your life, you get That call telling you that they are knee deep in trouble yet again. When you see folks repeat the beat, self-respect demands that you fade to black. Sure, you can still send love to that person, and keep them in your prayers, but getting out of the way might just inspire them to change their choices. If they choose to remain codependent, they’ll just have to find someone else who wants to play that toxic game. Life is too precious to waste it on black holes and psychic vampires. You are free darlin’…..and now you get to stay that way !


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Sure you are working like a farmhand, and your schedule is still crammed with chores and responsibilities but somehow, it feels vastly different. Maybe it’s due to the fact that you have sucha great working rhythm that you even have a little bit of lag time between your lists. Or possibly it’s due to your more than
appreciable deadlines that you have built into your daily regimen. Or maybe, it’s because you can feel Spring in the air. Yeah, I know it isn’t quite here yet, but all around us there are signs that the blooming seasons will soon return. The Venus Jupiter conjunction in your Sun Sign has you blooming as well. Venus is the planet of love, self love, and creativity. Jupiter is the big fella, who doesn’t like doesn’t like half measures, so it’s good that you are sucha practical individual. That means that you will do the success part of this transit sans the excess part. It just stands to reason that you are in a mood to celebrate. It feels like your Birthday got here early ( that’s Jupiter with the party hat )and yet you didn’t have to go the awful Motor Vehicles office and renew your Driver’s License. So go ahead, have a wee bit of sour cream on your baked potato and celebrate your life. Who knew that the good old days weren’t half as good as Life is now, go figya ?
Gemini: Phew, you are in the midst of a social swirl. Everybody wants to have bits of your time. No doubt the wisest way to move forward is to invite groups of folks out for coffee/lunch/snacks/whatever. Since your Ruler is about to be wacky for the next 3 weeks, it just makes sense to sit back and listen to other people’s ideas. Even as you find yourself conversing with your associates, you will find that you are both people watching, and watching yourself people watching. As Jupiter prepares to drag you down the tracks like a bullet train, your plans for success are pretty much organized. Gazing at the people who people your life, you will soon realize that some of them just don’t understand your goals, that doesn’t make them bad, just non supportive. Since you know that you are only as good as your support crew, you must accept that your connection to some of these people is tenuous at best. Once you are cocooned in your goals, there honestly won’t be a lot to share with some folks. It’s neither bad nor good; it just is what it is. Your life is rearranging and changing so quickly that there are some individuals whom you may not see much for the next 2 years. The good news is that when you do bump into those folks on the periphery of your life, the friendships will be intact And you’ll be so veddy successful, that you’ll be able to take them for a nice meal and pick up the check 

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