We were shopping the other day at Randazzo Fresh Market in Macomb and couldn’t help but notice a new sign. Just as you enter and begin your shopping trek the sign appears hanging from the ceiling. It reads: “Unattended Children Will Be Given Candy And A Free Puppy.” It’s signed: “The Management.” We got a good laugh out of it!
There’s a funny traffic sign not far from WOMC in Ferndale. It’s on a surface street next to I-696 eastbound near Hilton. Right below a stop sign is affixed this sign: “No Stopping, Standing, Parking.” Huh? No stopping at a stop sign?!
There’s a chiropractor’s office on Hayes Road in Sterling Heights. Their sign in a little strip mall reads: “Chiropractor (Ky-row-prak-tor).”
Of course the there’s the world famous exit on I-75 in Troy. Exit 69, Big Beaver.
And one of the funnier signs I’ve seen was posted at the entrance to our sub when we lived in Palm Harbor, Florida several years ago. It was a beautiful sub built on what used to be a Cyprus swamp and it was loaded with alligators. We had ‘gators in our front lawn several times. A big fence kept them out of the backyard. Back to the sign it read: “Private Community. Trespassers Will Be Eaten” along with a picture of a big alligator!