Dangerous Combination: Nate Burleson and Pizza

Apparently it’s a lot harder to deliver pizzas than we ever knew! Detroit Lions wide receiver Nate Burleson made a dive for the sliding pizza on his passenger seat and ended up crashing his car and breaking an arm. ¬†He’s out for a good couple weeks. ¬†Though we are left with some questions:

  1. Where does one get a hot pizza at 2:30 am?
  2. If the pizza wasn’t hot, why was he trying to save a cold pizza?
  3. Is he the only player to go home with leftovers?
  4. What havoc did those leftovers create for other players?
  5. What caused the pizza to slide around in the first place?
  6. Was this sabatoge?

When Nate returns we suggest a sponsorship from DiGiorno; it tastes like delivery but you don’t have to take it in the car.

If Nate Burleson made a PSA THIS is what it would sound like.

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