Morrissey has taken his friend to the animals stance to a new extreme.
The infamous vegetarian not-so-quietly opened up a web store and stocked it full of the kinds of things you would find in a parody Morrissey store.
For starters, there’s an aggressively pro-vegetarian shirt, which Moz is probably having a laugh about right this minute. It reads “Be kind to animals or I’ll kill you – Morrissey.”
On the bright side, if you buy it, and you’re attending his Oct. 6 show in Lisbon, Portugal, you won’t have to worry about what you’ll wear.