So maybe you won’t want anything off this list for your dog, but I want pretty much everything! If money was for nothin’ and chicks for free, I’d own this entire list (those are song lyrics by the way, and everyone knows I already have enough chickens).
From one of my favorite cities, Portland, comes one of the weirdest things on this list. A flower butt cover for your dog. You know, for those of you who can’t stand to look at your dogs butt but don’t want to make him wear pants.
2) Dog Overalls, $39.60
Don’t want the butt covers? Not into dog pants? How about dog overalls?!! Overalls are so “in” right now.
3) Pooping Dog Lamp, $1838.98
Please, please, please someone buy this for their own house and then tire of it and give it to me! What a funny conversation piece in your house! I love it because it makes me laugh!
4) Custom Pup Purses, $50.75
Don’t put your pup in your purse! Give your pooch their own purse to carry to Partridge Creek when you shop!
5) Clip On Pet High chair, $49.12
Oh Look! Your dog doesn’t have to beg at the table, she can sit with you!
6) Puppy Tweets, $14.94
This is just as ridiculous as anything else on this list but at $14.94 I may just have to buy it! Oh wait…I just checked the website and there’s only one left! I am buying it!!! Tweets are the new Barks! Ever wonder what your pup is doing while you’re away? Well, now you can get the 411 with text messages from Puppy Tweets! Whenever your dog moves, barks (or just naps), the tag knows it and sends a WiFi signal to your computer which then sends you a Tweet via Twitter. Doodle will probably tell me she loves me every five minutes, I’ll let you know!
Because doesn’t every dog need a gold bed?
8.) Triceratops Dog Costume, $9.16
I have a lion costume for my dog but this dinosaur one is way better!
9) Beer For Dogs, $19.99
Hey, Beer isn’t just for your horses! Bowser brews have a chicken flavor & are made from salt-free homemade stock. They are non-alcoholic & have no hops but might actually help your Bark Buddies bound better! All brews are packed with vitamins and glucosamine for healthy joints.
10) Pup-Casso Art Kit, $19.99
You have no idea the artistic talent your dog possess until you allow it to be unleashed (unleashed. get it!? Ha!) Best of all this pooch paint kit claims to have no mess! Your pet’s paws will stay clean & dry even after creating their master piece!