Top 10 St.Patrick’s Day Jokes!

  1. What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover? A rash of good luck.
  2. What’s Irish and stays out all night? A: Paddy O’furniture!
  3. What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day? A: BOOs
  4. How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time? A: He’s Dublin over with laughter!\
  5. What’s a leprechaun’s favorite kind of music? A: Sham-rock and roll.
  6. What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick’s Day? A: St. O’Claus
  7. What’s the main difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A: 1 less drunk at the party
  8. How did the Irish Jig get started? A: Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!
  9. What does it mean when you find a horseshoe? A: Some poor horse is going barefoot!
  10. What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green? A: A Jolly Green Giant

 

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